Fartball
Firstly, for those of you who have been living under a rock for the last couple of weeks (or as we like to call it, 'in America') the world cup has been taking place. So that means that teams from all over the globe (yes, including America) have come together to play the grand old game known as football (or 'soccer').
Right, now the main thing. Did you see that match? Trinedad and Tobago, against England. We won, thank goodness and now we're through to the next round! The only thing that I can think to liken the match to is (I'm really sorry to be crude, but this is what it was like) a really big fart that you just can't let out in public. We had so many shots on goal, it just built up and up and up until the pressure was too great and it had to be let out. So yes, football is like flatulence. It builds up and builds up, and if you're on the wrong end of it, it really stinks.
Bobbikk
Right, now the main thing. Did you see that match? Trinedad and Tobago, against England. We won, thank goodness and now we're through to the next round! The only thing that I can think to liken the match to is (I'm really sorry to be crude, but this is what it was like) a really big fart that you just can't let out in public. We had so many shots on goal, it just built up and up and up until the pressure was too great and it had to be let out. So yes, football is like flatulence. It builds up and builds up, and if you're on the wrong end of it, it really stinks.
Bobbikk
posted by Bobbikk @ Thursday, June 15, 2006
2 Comments:
At June 16, 2006 1:09 AM,
Anonymous said…
The accepted origin of the word "soccer" is that its a contraction of the word "Association" with reference to "Association Football". The Football Association was formed in October 1863 when the rules were standardised by a meeting of eleven clubs. With one of the written rules now being that the carrying of the ball was not permitted this finally set in stone the biggest practical difference between Association Football and Rugby Football.
At June 17, 2006 9:50 PM,
DivineOmega said…
Quite.
However, watching any form of football makes me want to perform some form of painful, ritual suicide.
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