Oh No! It's Happening Again!

Do you remember Jackie Stallone? Sylvester's mum? Yeah, her. Well, I think we may have a repeat of that brilliant few days when she was in Big Brother. Unfortunately, as far as I know Jackie won't be making a return appearance, but we may have a similar experience with countrymate David Guest in 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!' Now, I'm not usually a fan of crap sensationalist reality TV, but Jackie Stallone had been making me laugh for so long after those fateful few days that she was in 'the house'. David Guest seems to have the same qualities that made Jackie such a star:

1. Scary Plastic Surgery (which they may or may not admit to having had). This one is obvious, all you have to do is look at them. Even if they don't say anything, it's amusing. Fingers crossed he melts in the hot Oz sun.

2. A Lack of Understanding Just What They Have Gotten Themselves Into. David Guest asked if he could take his PA into the jungle so that his bed could be turned properly. You're sleeping on a hammock mate. And PA? Well... just no. How much would you have to be paid to go into the jungle with crap conditions AND have to look after David Guest?

Jacky Stallone once commented that she thought Madonna would turn up in the Big Brother house for a few days, since she lives in England. She asked for a 'harpisht' in the house, to play for them whilst they eat. It was ok though, Big Brother could 'gag her, she wouldn't have to talk. Well that's ok then!

3. Troublemaking. Jackie had John Mcririck to contend with, and it Seems David is going to have his own battles to fight in the Jungle what with him already harrasing one celeb for saying things about him in the paper.

So, this should be interesting. However, I doubt I'll watch... I never do. Well, if it is interesting, will someone let me know?

Bobbikk