The Scariest Thing In The World
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Ok, so what do you think is the scariest thing in the world?
Lions that will eat you alive? Sharks that will eat you alive? Heights that will eat you alive? Buttons that may have a slight taste for human flesh? Aliens from outer space that may or may not wish to eat you alive? Children who were raised by cannibals and discovered that they had witch-like powers that come out of the TV to eat you alive?
Well you're all wrong.
The scariest thing in the world is a 6ft grey haired transexual that wants to sue the arse off everyone that she can. And you won't even know why, except that it has something to do with the person being a transexual. Which is strange, since the conversation was originally on buttons that can eat you alive and you don't remember ever mentioning transexuals...
Bobbikk
Ok, so what do you think is the scariest thing in the world?
Lions that will eat you alive? Sharks that will eat you alive? Heights that will eat you alive? Buttons that may have a slight taste for human flesh? Aliens from outer space that may or may not wish to eat you alive? Children who were raised by cannibals and discovered that they had witch-like powers that come out of the TV to eat you alive?
Well you're all wrong.
The scariest thing in the world is a 6ft grey haired transexual that wants to sue the arse off everyone that she can. And you won't even know why, except that it has something to do with the person being a transexual. Which is strange, since the conversation was originally on buttons that can eat you alive and you don't remember ever mentioning transexuals...
Bobbikk
posted by Bobbikk @ Monday, November 20, 2006
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