Captain Comedy

So, once again I have taken ages to come up with a new post. Sorry, I'm just a very boring person at the moment. I don't see you writing your own blog on the important issues of the world though. Well... except, y'know, the few of you who do. In which case, if you're one of them... er... well done, give yourself a round of applause. However, to the rest of you I stick my tongue out at you in a most rude and impudent fashion. Ha! Didn't see that coming did you?

Right, well to inform you, my stand up routine was received with a fairly warm response. Most people laughed at least a little, so I was pleased and at least I didn't die on my arse. Unlike the person after me from the sounds of it. If you had the chance to come and just decided not to, well... your loss in the end. For those who couldn't be there though, here's the topics which I talked about on the night:

• My Lack of Experience at Stand-Up (to rapturous fake laughing, which was great)
  
• The Trials and Tribulations of Being a Lifeguard
• The Evil That is 9.99 and That Bloody Penny
• "Baby"
  
• The Mysterons on LSD

Hopefully it will be an experience I'll repeat at some point. It is, I must say though, one of the most terrifying things I've ever done. Not quite as scary as killing that wasp last year with a rolled up newspaper (seriously, I nearly died) but it's up there alongside such terrifying moments as 'realising there is no toilet paper in the toilet 5 minutes too late'.

Anyway, I found another interesting sign the other day, so there should be another post soon enough, when I can be bothered to upload it.

Bobbikk a.k.a Captain Comedy (yeah, right...)